iraexe:

i doodled some game stuff..! i liked how they turned out so they’ll be on sale on redbubble as stickers. you can get it right here!

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

instead of saying “i want to kill myself” whenever something bad happens to me as a result of circumstances beyond my control i’ve started saying “i’m going to kill god” and it’s honestly done wonders for my self-esteem

you know what? 2019 mood

me: im gonna make 2019 my year!!! im gonna be 20 on the 19th nd workin fulltime hell yeah!!!

2019: :)

2019: ur gonna be sick the first week of 2019 and also ur truck battery just Died so guess ur gonna have to walk to work full time all over again!!! hehe :)

me:

me: ah,

txtmsg:

y’all… u dont understand how much writing in the tags of someone’s creation means to them.. whether it’s fanart, a graphic, fanfic..,, there’s a 99% chance that person looks through their tags and a single opinionated comment in the tags can rlly brighten their day it’s just a rlly wonderful thing to see

happy new year i welcomed it in by listening to this year during my drive home

petitelappin:

Quick in-class illustration assignment for Valentine’s day

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rose-gf:

Types of wlw: shades of pink

Rose Gold: makeup, stilettos, wants a femme gf, hottest one in the room but still single, far too much perfume, champagne, even flirts with straights bc if they’re hot enough it’s worth it

Dusty Rose: short hair, probably a top, flannels, hats, coffee, artistic, flower shops/gardening, ripped/cuffed jeans, wants a gf to protect/protective of their gf, graphic tees

Peach: winks a lot, finger guns, casually flirts with every girl bc every girl is gorgeous to them, tea (both in the drink and internet sense), artistic, reads a lot, trust issues, doc martens

Pastel Pink: shy smiles, wholesome memes, romantic, wants to be the short one in the relationship, swoons at being called cute, flannels, wants more than anything to find their soulmate and love of their life, cardigans 

Blush: always looking for attention from their gf AND to give their gf attention, definitely a bottom, ashjdlkahszjkd, easily jealous bc they love you so much!!!, probably horny,  the astrology-loving gay 

catfasteve:

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

dankmemesreasonforliving:

roguecleric:

nonbinary-hawke:

Reminder that “tard” and all variations of it (“fucktard,” “libtard,” etc) are literally just a “PC” way of calling someone a r*t*rd and I’d really appreciate it if my mutuals stopped putting words like that on my dashboard.

The only exception being bastard which just means “you have no dad”

Nattoppet | Detektivbyrån

YES I WAS WAITING FOR LUCKY NUMBER SONG

Loose Lips | Kimya Dawson